Because people become the most neurotic versions of themselves on their quest for True Love, and that’s totally allowed. This means I have been #blessed to hear a lot of this nonsense, and honestly, most of it doesn’t faze me. As a professional matchmaker, I’ve interviewed over 1,000 singles, and in the past two and a half years, I’ve made around 2,500 matches. And let’s be real: we’ve all been huge, gaping assholes about dating. When it comes to dating, there are a lot of opportunities for people to sound like assholes. It’s cultural, it’s national, and it’s fucking everywhere.